Friday, June 26, 2009

Day 7: One week of play only took me one month.

Wow, I really thought I'd be able to update again sooner because I played and cropped days ago, but then I just never got around to updating, it seems. Oh well, I will update again this weekend, and like all of my promises, you can not rely on that.

When you last saw Abe, he had just beat up SuperCalvin, now that everyone else is up, Abe and JRB talk about party hats while Alderaan watches TV.

Alderaan starts playing guitar so Abe and JRB watch her and tap their feet. SuperCalvin sat down to watch TV and chose to sit in the spot where he just would be staring at Abe's crotch.

I mean look at that, he's just got a face full of Abe-crotch.

Tanga unclogs a toilet and gains some handiness skill, Alderaan's guitar playing has improved her skills as well.

I just wanted to show the quality of the bathroom. That toilet is disgusting and it leaked shit water all over the floor and has now leaked outside of the bathroom into the hall. Tanga is standing in that shit water.

Ripper comes running by. I wasn't sure why, but this was about the only thing that happened this day that wasn't the standard cook, clean, eat, shit, shower stuff. This household is BORING.

So to make it more interesting I sent JRB and SuperCalvin over to the house of Sanchez et al.

Standing across the street Ominousoat was just hanging out in one of the most ridiculous outfits I have ever seen.

I make another attempt for Gale and Nom to go on their date.

Mmmmm, deep fried. Everything should be deep fried.

Hooray, money!

Clicky catches SuperCalvin showering in his house, meanwhile JRB is just hanging out reading.

After being forced to end his shower short of completion, SuperCalvin hangs out for a couple hours in the bathroom talking to SnakeFace on his cellphone.

Meanwhile, over at the deep fried diner, Gale and Nom are gossiping.

Gale then starts flattering Nom, she eats this shit up. They are seriously getting along really well.

I know it might not look like a bunch of time has passed, but it has seriously been like 4 hours, JRB still reads, and SuperCalvin has made another attempt at showering in someone else's house. Clicky is not amused. Nistal is home now as well, JRB ignores him and continues reading.

After standing in the parking lot chatting for hours, Nom and Gale decided to head inside to grab some drinks. Unfortunately I needed them to get dinner together so I will probably have to send them out on another date and hope they grab dinner that time, or I can just break the prime directive and order them to grab dinner. Nom also changed clothes for this. I don't know where she was hiding another outfit or how she managed to change in the parking lot without anyone caring, but she did it.

When I checked what was going on back at the house, I found this. Abe must have eaten some spoiled food, and now he is puking.

The next time someone pukes, I have to get a video of it, it was like watching a cat throw up, a real whole-body sort of vomit.

I sent Gale and Nom out on another date, this time I hoped they would get dinner instead of just getting drunk.

Zach completes another painting, dude is a painting machine.

I decided that the bedroom needed a little decorating, so I threw this painting in the small bedroom. Next painting I think I will put in the big bedroom.

Tanga sees that Zach is done painting so she comes over to talk to him about how much she hates Abe.

Zach of course agrees with her opinion, and Zach and Tanga improve their friendship as a result.

Over at the restaurant, Gale and Nom are once again just standing outside chatting instead of getting food. Nom has yet another outfit on.

Johnny Violence came up behind Nom and just stood there for about half an hour while thinking about Nom, then he walked away.

Gale somehow managed to get from 3 feet in front of Nom where they were talking to behind Nom without her seeing him sneaking around her, then he scared her.

Over at Sanchez's house, everyone is home now and they are talking in the living room, but JRB is taking a nap on their bed instead.

I had to take a picture of this, as Zach is doing something other than painting or cooking.

It seems that Gale and Nom grabbed desserts, a cookie for gale and some kind of cake for Nom. It is hard to see but Nom's cake is on fire. I hope that this dessert counts as getting dinner together, if not I will have to send them on another date tomorrow.

After finishing their food, Nom got up and walked over to a table at the other end of the patio. Gale got up and joined her again after he was done yelling to the sky that he was tired.

JRB continues to be a good guest, eating some soup instead of talking to anyone. Clicky kicks him out though.

After being kicked out of the house at 1 in the morning, JRB just stands out front and reads a book, which I can only assume is the same book he was reading at their house, and he probably got that there. Also, someone has kicked over one of the pink flamingos.

Gale got back and all the beds were taken, so he went to sleep on the bench out on the front porch.

JRB shows how nice he is by picking up that downed flamingo.

He then heads home to talk to Tanga about Zach's problems, like right in front of where Zach is sleeping.

When Zach wakes up, he starts yet another painting, Abe grabbed some of yesterday's leftover burned waffles, and I decided to give him a chance at achieving that want of having there be a fire in the house by lighting a fire in the fireplace. Maybe a spark will catch something on fire.

When Abe finishes his waffles, he starts playing with the fire. He is putting his hand in the fire then pulling it out and stuff like that. Maybe this will help catch the house on fire for him. Also, it is dawn again so it is time to call it a day.

I know there are still 7 of you to sim. I will get around to that, no one else request until I am finished with those seven. I really will try to get at least one more update this weekend.
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Monday, June 22, 2009

Day 6: Boy do I rock at not updating.

Oh man, am I awesome at not updating when I say I will, or what?

It is once again morning, and Zach screams to the heavens that he is hungry. There is no ready food in the house though, so if he wants to eat, he will have to make it from scratch.

Tanga is off to work and has read that book she had to read, Zach begins to make waffles.

He doesn't finish though because his carpool arrives, so he leaves a bowl of waffle batter on the counter and heads to work.

Everyone is at work, but Alderaan starts work at 3 pm, so she spends the entire morning and afternoon watching TV. She leads an exciting life.

Gale gets a job opportunity, and it is a date. Who could turn that down? The town's ratio is something like 7 men for every woman, after all.

Tiim gets another opportunity, this one to read a book. Easy enough.

Kind of bad lighting, but with this day's earnings, I bought a guitar, a desk, and a chair. As soon as everyone else gets home from work, I will get a computer.

Zach improves his painting.

Gale is the only person that actually has a friend, even among the housemates, I don't know how he became best friends with FunkMessiah so quickly, but he wants to invite him over, so I do that.

FunkMessiah comes over and Zach invites him in. In the background you can see Gale getting cleaned up for him.

Zach learns a fact about FunkMessiah, Zach is having a great time on the porch, and Gale comes out to greet FunkMessiah.

Gale's greeting consists of insulting FunkMessiah. It is the traditional English greeting, I believe.

Gale went to bed after insulting Funk Messiah, and when I went back downstairs to see what FunkMessiah was up to, I found this. I don't know what is going on here.

JRB was the first person to use the new computer, and for such a productive purpose too, I'd have expected porn to be the first use, really, but it seems to be a football video game instead.

Go to her, Gale, go. After Gale woke up, I sent him to try to complete his opportunity.

Gale has arrived and Alderaan has received a promotion. Things are looking up for the Dongs. We have most of the things they want or need, all that is needed now is enough beds to let all of them sleep at the same time, and upgraded furniture.

Ok, this is weird. I swear that he was supposed to meet her for dinner, but when Gale arrived to where he was to meet Nom, it was like a library or something like that. They were the only two people there and the place was just filled with books.

Gale immediately uses his charms upon Nom, insulting her right off.

Gale went to grab a book to read, when he came back, Nom was nowhere to be found. This was not a good dinner date, perhaps tomorrow night will be better. It is Friday in the game and they only need to have their date sometime before Monday morning.

Zach finishes his second painting, and what a beauty it is.

I decided to put that beautiful painting somewhere nice, so here it is at the top of the stairs.

1:00 am, Zach is making waffles, FunkMessiah needs to head home.

After Zach finishes making waffles, he heads to bed, but he can not sleep there as Tanga is already in the other side.

The only logical thing therefore is to go cook something else. Oddly, Zach gained the cooking skill before he even began cooking. Just deciding he would cook has made him a better cook.

Zach makes some apple pancakes, looks good.

His waffles were quite terrible, on the other hand. What do you think SuperCalvin would choose to have for breakfast?

Of course SuperCalvin chose the disgusting burnt waffles over the tasty apple pancakes. Also, Zach sets down his plate of pancakes outside on the deck so that he can scream into the night sky that he is very hungry.

Abe's newest lifetime wish is quite odd. He wants the house to be set on fire? What do you bet that happens?

Tiim works on achieving that opportunity.

Abe is off in the new living room slapping the shit out of SuperCalvin.

He then tells SuperCalvin that his mother was a llama. SHIT IS SERIOUS.

They throw down, and SuperCalvin gets his ass kicked.

Dawn arrives once again, with Abe standing victoriously over the defeated SuperCalvin.

-Abe fighting with SuperCalvin more
-Gale trying another date with Nom

There are 7 people to sim. Please no one else sign up until I finish these guys. I know I always say that I will get the next one out soon, but I will try to get the next one out soon.
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