Day 7: One week of play only took me one month.

Wow, I really thought I'd be able to update again sooner because I played and cropped days ago, but then I just never got around to updating, it seems. Oh well, I will update again this weekend, and like all of my promises, you can not rely on that.


When you last saw Abe, he had just beat up SuperCalvin, now that everyone else is up, Abe and JRB talk about party hats while Alderaan watches TV.




Alderaan starts playing guitar so Abe and JRB watch her and tap their feet. SuperCalvin sat down to watch TV and chose to sit in the spot where he just would be staring at Abe's crotch.



I mean look at that, he's just got a face full of Abe-crotch.



Tanga unclogs a toilet and gains some handiness skill, Alderaan's guitar playing has improved her skills as well.



I just wanted to show the quality of the bathroom. That toilet is disgusting and it leaked shit water all over the floor and has now leaked outside of the bathroom into the hall. Tanga is standing in that shit water.



Ripper comes running by. I wasn't sure why, but this was about the only thing that happened this day that wasn't the standard cook, clean, eat, shit, shower stuff. This household is BORING.



So to make it more interesting I sent JRB and SuperCalvin over to the house of Sanchez et al.



Standing across the street Ominousoat was just hanging out in one of the most ridiculous outfits I have ever seen.



I make another attempt for Gale and Nom to go on their date.



Mmmmm, deep fried. Everything should be deep fried.



Hooray, money!



Clicky catches SuperCalvin showering in his house, meanwhile JRB is just hanging out reading.



After being forced to end his shower short of completion, SuperCalvin hangs out for a couple hours in the bathroom talking to SnakeFace on his cellphone.



Meanwhile, over at the deep fried diner, Gale and Nom are gossiping.



Gale then starts flattering Nom, she eats this shit up. They are seriously getting along really well.



I know it might not look like a bunch of time has passed, but it has seriously been like 4 hours, JRB still reads, and SuperCalvin has made another attempt at showering in someone else's house. Clicky is not amused. Nistal is home now as well, JRB ignores him and continues reading.



After standing in the parking lot chatting for hours, Nom and Gale decided to head inside to grab some drinks. Unfortunately I needed them to get dinner together so I will probably have to send them out on another date and hope they grab dinner that time, or I can just break the prime directive and order them to grab dinner. Nom also changed clothes for this. I don't know where she was hiding another outfit or how she managed to change in the parking lot without anyone caring, but she did it.



When I checked what was going on back at the house, I found this. Abe must have eaten some spoiled food, and now he is puking.



The next time someone pukes, I have to get a video of it, it was like watching a cat throw up, a real whole-body sort of vomit.



I sent Gale and Nom out on another date, this time I hoped they would get dinner instead of just getting drunk.



Zach completes another painting, dude is a painting machine.



I decided that the bedroom needed a little decorating, so I threw this painting in the small bedroom. Next painting I think I will put in the big bedroom.



Tanga sees that Zach is done painting so she comes over to talk to him about how much she hates Abe.



Zach of course agrees with her opinion, and Zach and Tanga improve their friendship as a result.



Over at the restaurant, Gale and Nom are once again just standing outside chatting instead of getting food. Nom has yet another outfit on.



Johnny Violence came up behind Nom and just stood there for about half an hour while thinking about Nom, then he walked away.



Gale somehow managed to get from 3 feet in front of Nom where they were talking to behind Nom without her seeing him sneaking around her, then he scared her.



Over at Sanchez's house, everyone is home now and they are talking in the living room, but JRB is taking a nap on their bed instead.



I had to take a picture of this, as Zach is doing something other than painting or cooking.



It seems that Gale and Nom grabbed desserts, a cookie for gale and some kind of cake for Nom. It is hard to see but Nom's cake is on fire. I hope that this dessert counts as getting dinner together, if not I will have to send them on another date tomorrow.



After finishing their food, Nom got up and walked over to a table at the other end of the patio. Gale got up and joined her again after he was done yelling to the sky that he was tired.



JRB continues to be a good guest, eating some soup instead of talking to anyone. Clicky kicks him out though.



After being kicked out of the house at 1 in the morning, JRB just stands out front and reads a book, which I can only assume is the same book he was reading at their house, and he probably got that there. Also, someone has kicked over one of the pink flamingos.



Gale got back and all the beds were taken, so he went to sleep on the bench out on the front porch.



JRB shows how nice he is by picking up that downed flamingo.



He then heads home to talk to Tanga about Zach's problems, like right in front of where Zach is sleeping.



When Zach wakes up, he starts yet another painting, Abe grabbed some of yesterday's leftover burned waffles, and I decided to give him a chance at achieving that want of having there be a fire in the house by lighting a fire in the fireplace. Maybe a spark will catch something on fire.



When Abe finishes his waffles, he starts playing with the fire. He is putting his hand in the fire then pulling it out and stuff like that. Maybe this will help catch the house on fire for him. Also, it is dawn again so it is time to call it a day.




I know there are still 7 of you to sim. I will get around to that, no one else request until I am finished with those seven. I really will try to get at least one more update this weekend.
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Day 5: What do you mean I didn't update for almost a week?

So it has been almost a week since I updated. Whoops. Here's a new one:


As we last left, Alderaan had hung out over at Sanchez's place for a good 10 hours and showed no sign of stopping, everyone else was just beginning to wake up.

Supercalvin took a shower, afterwards he stood outside the shower and read a book. The game said Tiim was “gussying up” but I have reason to believe he was trying to destroy the mirror with his mind.




Zach starts his morning off by standing in front of the window in his underwear and painting.



At 7 in the morning, Nistal finally breaks off conversation and heads inside. You'd think Alderaan would head home now, but you'd be wrong.



Gale entertains Tanga with a funny face.



Tiim does not want a demotion. Fuck that noise.



Supercalvin has the day off, so I send him to visit with Lee, who must also have the day off to be able to be visited in the daytime.



Right off the bat, Bakudai tells SuperCalvin how much he dislikes SnakeFace. SuperCalvin does not find this to be very polite of Bakudai.



Bakudai changes tactics in winning SuperCalvin's friendship, and instead starts telling SuperCalvin about how he does not like SuperCalvin. This also makes SuperCalvin dislike Bakudai.



SuperCalvin responds with the old, “Yeah, well you live in an ugly home full of ugly people.”



This saddens Bakudai so much, he does the only thing he can think to do, head upstairs to cuddle with a teddy bear.



Well of course he is evil, woman! This seems to only make Abe happy that his evilness was recognized.



Abe yells at Tanga, I assume he's calling her some kind of Yeti. Their current relationship is not good. They dislike each other, in fact.



Bakudai must have run out of rude things to say to SuperCalvin, as now he just talks to him about computers.



We now have a TV and a couch upstairs in that new room. I still want to get a guitar, a computer, and a radio up there, but it is well on its way to being a useful room.



Alderaan really seems to not want to head home. It is after 2 in the afternoon and she is still at Sanchez's house. I don't know how long she's been sleeping in his yard, but she's been over at his house for for 16 hours now and has yet to go inside.



Who's that guy who is showering in his swim trunks again? Yep, it is Zach.



When Alderaan wakes up, she gets herself a taxi and heads over to work, and apparently she's much better than the rest of her coworkers.



Bakudai and SuperCalvin continue to get along as they have been. Bakudai now criticizes SuperCalvin some more.



I sent Abe over to visit with Sanchez, when I came back 20 minutes later, Abe hadn't made it to Sanchez's house yet, he had just gotten to the front yard, kicked over the trash can, then called up Sanchez so the two of them could talk on the phone for an hour or so.



I am not totally sure what Gale did, but Omnilingua wasn't having any of it. It was a pretty empty threat though, everyone kept saying this whenever anyone was being an asshole, and Gale is not the most polite of people. Also, if you didn't notice, I had Gale come over and join SuperCalvin at Lee's house after work.



Abe was heading home from Sanchez's house (where he never got around to going inside, by the way), and I decided he should visit at Lee's house instead. I sent him to the front yard and figured he'd make his way in and socialize from there, but he had other plans.



TRASHCAN-KICKIN' PLANS!



Abe had a pathing error when he was going over to insult Lee's home. This made him a bit frustrated.



SuperCalvin criticized Bakudai, and Bakudai can't take it as well as he can dish it out.



This is how Abe deals with new people.



These threats of being sent home become pretty constant. They are never followed through.



Abe manages to scare Omnilingua from like 3 feet away, and he had been standing in front of him.



Oh hey, Abe decided to be nice! This is quite the turnaround for him!



...Perhaps not.



SuperCalvin shows what a classy dude he is by going to sleep in Lee's bed while over for a visit.



Everyone gathers to tell SuperCalvin he is being inappropriate, but SuperCalvin is asleep, he can not hear their complaints.



Tiim goes to visit Ripper.



Bettytron was making hotdogs for everyone, but she burned them pretty badly. Abe seems frustrated, or perhaps he's dropping a deuce in his jeans.



Bakudai shows the classy kind of dude he is by telling Gale all about how he does not like Bettytron.



Gale tells Illiterati about constellations while Abe tells Bettytron about how her family is pretty terrible.



When abe starts sneaking around, you know what is coming.



A fat man having a heart attack.



Ripper begs Tiim for money. OminousOat seems to have joined the military, and he's talking to Sev_Squad about garbage.



Abe hates everyone and their families.



FINE! WE WILL GO! It is 12:30 am and everyone gets kicked out.



Sort of anyways, it just prevents them from being able to go inside, everyone is perfectly able to hang out outside. Tiim and Gale headed home, but SuperCalvin and Abe stayed in the yard. Here we can see Abe talking to Illiterati about how he is going to punch him right in the throat.



SuperCalvin tells Lee that his home is a terrible place.



Ah, the old “your mother is a llama.” Class act, that Abe.



5:45 in the morning, the sun is starting to rise, Abe is insulting Lee with some kind of fly insult. Back at the house, people are waking up, but Abe and SuperCalvin show no sign of heading home.



I will really try to get around to simming those 7 people that have asked. Also, I will try to keep on a every-other-day-or-so update schedule.
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