Day 5: What do you mean I didn't update for almost a week?

So it has been almost a week since I updated. Whoops. Here's a new one:


As we last left, Alderaan had hung out over at Sanchez's place for a good 10 hours and showed no sign of stopping, everyone else was just beginning to wake up.

Supercalvin took a shower, afterwards he stood outside the shower and read a book. The game said Tiim was “gussying up” but I have reason to believe he was trying to destroy the mirror with his mind.




Zach starts his morning off by standing in front of the window in his underwear and painting.



At 7 in the morning, Nistal finally breaks off conversation and heads inside. You'd think Alderaan would head home now, but you'd be wrong.



Gale entertains Tanga with a funny face.



Tiim does not want a demotion. Fuck that noise.



Supercalvin has the day off, so I send him to visit with Lee, who must also have the day off to be able to be visited in the daytime.



Right off the bat, Bakudai tells SuperCalvin how much he dislikes SnakeFace. SuperCalvin does not find this to be very polite of Bakudai.



Bakudai changes tactics in winning SuperCalvin's friendship, and instead starts telling SuperCalvin about how he does not like SuperCalvin. This also makes SuperCalvin dislike Bakudai.



SuperCalvin responds with the old, “Yeah, well you live in an ugly home full of ugly people.”



This saddens Bakudai so much, he does the only thing he can think to do, head upstairs to cuddle with a teddy bear.



Well of course he is evil, woman! This seems to only make Abe happy that his evilness was recognized.



Abe yells at Tanga, I assume he's calling her some kind of Yeti. Their current relationship is not good. They dislike each other, in fact.



Bakudai must have run out of rude things to say to SuperCalvin, as now he just talks to him about computers.



We now have a TV and a couch upstairs in that new room. I still want to get a guitar, a computer, and a radio up there, but it is well on its way to being a useful room.



Alderaan really seems to not want to head home. It is after 2 in the afternoon and she is still at Sanchez's house. I don't know how long she's been sleeping in his yard, but she's been over at his house for for 16 hours now and has yet to go inside.



Who's that guy who is showering in his swim trunks again? Yep, it is Zach.



When Alderaan wakes up, she gets herself a taxi and heads over to work, and apparently she's much better than the rest of her coworkers.



Bakudai and SuperCalvin continue to get along as they have been. Bakudai now criticizes SuperCalvin some more.



I sent Abe over to visit with Sanchez, when I came back 20 minutes later, Abe hadn't made it to Sanchez's house yet, he had just gotten to the front yard, kicked over the trash can, then called up Sanchez so the two of them could talk on the phone for an hour or so.



I am not totally sure what Gale did, but Omnilingua wasn't having any of it. It was a pretty empty threat though, everyone kept saying this whenever anyone was being an asshole, and Gale is not the most polite of people. Also, if you didn't notice, I had Gale come over and join SuperCalvin at Lee's house after work.



Abe was heading home from Sanchez's house (where he never got around to going inside, by the way), and I decided he should visit at Lee's house instead. I sent him to the front yard and figured he'd make his way in and socialize from there, but he had other plans.



TRASHCAN-KICKIN' PLANS!



Abe had a pathing error when he was going over to insult Lee's home. This made him a bit frustrated.



SuperCalvin criticized Bakudai, and Bakudai can't take it as well as he can dish it out.



This is how Abe deals with new people.



These threats of being sent home become pretty constant. They are never followed through.



Abe manages to scare Omnilingua from like 3 feet away, and he had been standing in front of him.



Oh hey, Abe decided to be nice! This is quite the turnaround for him!



...Perhaps not.



SuperCalvin shows what a classy dude he is by going to sleep in Lee's bed while over for a visit.



Everyone gathers to tell SuperCalvin he is being inappropriate, but SuperCalvin is asleep, he can not hear their complaints.



Tiim goes to visit Ripper.



Bettytron was making hotdogs for everyone, but she burned them pretty badly. Abe seems frustrated, or perhaps he's dropping a deuce in his jeans.



Bakudai shows the classy kind of dude he is by telling Gale all about how he does not like Bettytron.



Gale tells Illiterati about constellations while Abe tells Bettytron about how her family is pretty terrible.



When abe starts sneaking around, you know what is coming.



A fat man having a heart attack.



Ripper begs Tiim for money. OminousOat seems to have joined the military, and he's talking to Sev_Squad about garbage.



Abe hates everyone and their families.



FINE! WE WILL GO! It is 12:30 am and everyone gets kicked out.



Sort of anyways, it just prevents them from being able to go inside, everyone is perfectly able to hang out outside. Tiim and Gale headed home, but SuperCalvin and Abe stayed in the yard. Here we can see Abe talking to Illiterati about how he is going to punch him right in the throat.



SuperCalvin tells Lee that his home is a terrible place.



Ah, the old “your mother is a llama.” Class act, that Abe.



5:45 in the morning, the sun is starting to rise, Abe is insulting Lee with some kind of fly insult. Back at the house, people are waking up, but Abe and SuperCalvin show no sign of heading home.



I will really try to get around to simming those 7 people that have asked. Also, I will try to keep on a every-other-day-or-so update schedule.
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Day 3: let's all feel a little creepy.

Ah, the Sims. What other game can simultaneously entertain you and make you feel like a creepy voyeuristic bastard?


On today's episode we see the neighbors! We even go inside their house! You have to be invited in to see inside their house, otherwise you can watch them doing things through their windows. I bet you feel creeped out just reading that.


As a side note, it seems that the game keeps automatically populating the neighborhood with random sims. I have evicted everyone in town 3 times now, but there are still more. There are always more! Hopefully if I populate the town with enough of us, the game will stop trying to throw in more sims to fill it out.



So what was that, 4 and a half hours of sitting on the couch cuddling?



I saw that there was mail, and I was kind of curious if they would ever pay their bills on their own, so I considered forcing them to pay them, when I saw this. No one else has any options but get bills and pay bills. Abe, on the other hand, also would like to undermine the Alternative Sports Society and the Gastronomy Club. Abe hates more than just people, he also hates the things people like!



More evil showering for Abe before he heads off to work



An opportunity for Zach.



Man, fuck The Organization. Abe was busy sleeping, eating, showering, and wanting to insult SuperCalvin.



Again, Alderaan's odd work schedule makes her the only one home for about 5 hours every day, so I spend a lot of time just kind of watching her. After recycling the previous day's newspaper, she got really excited about something music-related. Or maybe she was scared, I can't really tell.



New messages show up at the top and older ones get pushed down. But Gale is the first person to be promoted. That fat beardy ginger is an excellent worker.



I think this is JRB's first opportunity. He is also in politics, if you can't tell by the little icon there.



No promotion, but Tiim got a big raise. Way to go Tiim!



Mo' money, mo' problems. This gives enough to start buying some other shit for the house.



First thing I do is put a bookshelf and chair in that little room off the kitchen that leads to the car port. I am going to buy a car when I have the money, perhaps tomorrow. The other item on the list would be new beds, as better quality beds restore your energy faster, allowing you to get less sleep per night as well as be in a better mood for longer when you wake up. Replacing all the beds would cost something like 10,000 bucks though, so it is a ways off.



Tanga earned 1 dollar more than SuperCalvin today. DAMN SEXISM! Equal work, equal pay!



There were a few problems yesterday with everyone wanting to use the shower at the same time, so I moved the downstairs bathroom's sink and toilet, then added in a shower. We will now be able to see two evil showers at once!



More snooping around the neighborhood.



Gale was going to visit, but apparently you can only visit a neighbor's house when the patriarch is home, in this case the patriarch is Ripper. I suppose she could be the matriarch, but nah.



JRB is sad. All he wants is to become friends with Gale!



He also wants to hang out with Tiim. Poor, poor, JRB.



Zach has the best wage of everyone. A paper boy makes good money, it seems. A criminal, on the other hand does not get paid well. Zach succeeds in his opportunity, so his quality of work jumps up.



Lee is home, so Gale heads over for a visit.



Over at the Remongton household. This is a real classy place, I will have to remember to give a full picture of it sometime, but it is a dilapidated shack-looking thing. The refrigerator is outside on the front porch, they have a living room couch in the front yard, there is a swamp that kind of encroaches between the street and the house, with only a narrow strip of land that runs across allowing you to get to the house. Also, there is Illiterati.



Shenanigans, Omnilingua, and Bettytron are also hanging out out front, and Shenanigans is thinking about Groucho Marx glasses.



The first thing Gale wants to do after he shows up. Stay classy, Gale.



With Gale over at Lee's place, I send SuperCalvin over to Ripper's.



Gale hasn't greeted Lee yet, so I can only stare in through the window still. How much creepier is it staring in a window on the second floor at a woman than it is staring in through a ground floor window at Lee and Shenanigans?



SuperCalvin doesn't screw around when he goes to visit, and immediately greets Ripper.



I can't see inside until the greeting is over though, so I don't get to see furniture. Either that, or Bruce is a transcendental meditation-sidhi yogi. Two people got that reference.



Gudamor is done with work! Come visit with SuperCalvin, Gudamor.



Alderaan gets another work opportunity. Pretty sweet job she has though, being able to be paid to be a music fan.



SuperCalvin listens to Bruce ramble on for a while. I guess Bruce has something to say about chicken legs? Also, as you can see, now that we are inside, we can see the whole house and furniture.



JRB eats dinner, and Abe starts reading a book.



Gudamor is excited about something, SuperCalvin is less so.



I noticed something about Plustax, he changed his outfit on his own and he no longer has long hair. Weird.



Over at the Remongton house, a conversation between Bettytron, Omnilingua, and Gale. I missed it, but after this conversation ended, Gale looked at Bettytron, whistled, and got a little heart thing in a thought bubble. I think our little boy has his first crush.



Omnilingua scares everyone away.



Ripper KEEPS asking SuperCalvin for money. She probably has a new fursuit to buy or something, freak.



Meanwhile, Abe continues to read.



getting to about 10:30 or so, Gale is still hanging out over at Lee's house. Gale, Bettytron, Snake_Face, and Illiterati watch TV while Bakudai ignores them all to read the newspaper. Bakudai is just like a dad from a 50s sitcom.



Ominousoat wants to talk to SuperCalvin.



I took it small on purpose here, nothing much to say about this except that 5 people sleep. That is everyone but SuperCalvin and Gale who are out visiting friends still.



Oh yeah, and Abe, who is still reading. He has nearly read the entire book tonight.



Over at Ripper's, Sev_squad is the first to go to sleep, earning him the right to have a bed to sleep in.



Demha is second, frustrating the attempts of Gudamor and Ominousoat. Not that I'd be willing to fall asleep if Ominousoat was mad at me for stealing the bed.



Bruce entertains SuperCalvin, while Ripper stands in the background watching. Furries are strange.



Meanwhile at Lee's place, Gale cooks up some hot dogs and eats 2 plates all by himself. There is no one else around.



This is the largest conversation I have seen yet. 4 people seems like it is the new limit of conversation size.



Bettytron kicks Gale out, despite him still hanging out with Illiterati. It is 1 am now though, so he heads off. In the background is Omnilingua who nearly peed himself because he just sat on the couch watching TV too long. Also, I bought this house furnished and I have just noticed that there is a crib in there.



SuperCalvin went home about 12:30 and found all of the beds were taken, so he slept on the couch.



Gale was not so lucky, having to sleep on the bench on the front porch.



SuperCalvin wakes after a couple hours to clean the toilet. He must have had some nightmares.



Who's that man showering in his bathing suit? Why it is Zach!



Gale really likes to scare JRB, and JRB really likes to hang out in his underwear.



4:30 am, and everyone is waking up. Tanga waits outside the bedroom where Tiim and JRB are talking so that she can ramble aimlessly to Tiim.



SuperCalvin has a decision to make concerning breakfast. Which does he want? On the right we have:



Fresh home-made waffles prepared just a few minutes ago by Zach. On the left we have:



Spoiled Autumn salad made the previous night and left out. It has spoiled. So which will SuperCalvin choose?


Of course he chose the spoiled food. He is not a smart man.



As dawn breaks, SuperCalvin begins to regret his choice of breakfast.



Also, there is a limit on how many labels I can use, so not everyone who appeared today will be labeled.
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